Jokes & Riddles

* Why did the robber wash his hands? He didn’t want to get caught red-handed. (Crystal,

Porter Middle School,

Granada Hills)

* What did the spider order for lunch? Hamburger and flies. (Geovane, fifth grade,

Driffill Elementary, Oxnard)

* What did the cook say to the waitress when she asked “What is one plus one?”

“Stew!”

(Rae, 10, Crossroads

Elementary, Santa Monica)

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Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles. (No knock-knock jokes, please.) If you don’t see your joke here, it’s probably because someone else sent it in already. See “How to Write to Us” for more information.