Faked for Your Reading Pleasure

Question from Aug. 10:

What fake autobiographies would you like to read?

Barbara Bush: “My Life as a Biker.”

--GRACE E. HAMPTON

Burbank

Any biography of Al Gore would have to be faked because no human being can possibly be so uninteresting.

--DOROTHY REINHART

Oxnard

I would like to see the autobiography of Lassie as told to Rin Tin Tin.

--DON MADDOX, Tarzana

Bill Clinton’s, just so we can see him once again wag his finger at the American public and declare, “I did not at any time authorize an autobiography with the help of that woman.”

--SHARON KARP, Los Angeles

Excuse my spelling, but I can’t wait for the fake autobiography of Pamela Lee Anderson, covering her life as a Candy Stripper, Ford Escort, Silicone Valleyite, Sexaphone Player and inventor of the Inflation / Deflation theory.

--NISSEN DAVIS

Rancho Palos Verdes

The autobiography of P.T. Barnum, by Garth Brooks.

--HELEN BUSCH, Hemet

Question for Aug. 17:

The original set from the television show “Cheers” is now open to the public as a fully functional bar. What other television show sets do you wish were open for use by the public?

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