School Schedule

Here is the schedule of my son’s seventh-grade classroom activities for the week of June 15:

Monday: Watch the videos “Princess Bride,” “Lion King” and “Saturday Night Live.”

Tuesday: Play outside (they were tired of sitting watching videos).

Wednesday: minimum day.

Thursday: minimum day.

Friday: school out for summer.

And we wonder why our children can’t read or write.

CANDICE VORHIES

Woodland Hills