WARDROBE!

Henry Winkler and John Ritter are going to give cross-dressing a whirl: They’ll don dresses in a movie now being written for ABC--tentative title, “Kind of a Drag.”

Hatched by ABC Circle Films producer Ilene Berg, the plot’s still a secret. But Ritter (who once masqueraded as a fetching femme for a “Love Boat” episode) assured us that a TV-tight budget and schedule won’t make this a poor man’s “Some Like It Hot” or “Tootsie.”

“Audiences are too hip,” said Ritter. “We’ll wear various disguises, including drag. It’ll be hilarious.”