Adrian Grenier to play Bluto

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At first glance: It looks as if Adrian Grenier fell asleep during half-time of the Superbowl and just woke up yesterday. He’s the new Rip Van Winkle. He certainly appeared well rested and earthy at last night’s Global Green Pre-Oscar party. Or he’s prepping to play Bluto in ‘Popeye vs. Predator.’

On second thought: How kind of Grenier to uglify himself so other geeky eco-guys could get a shot at the ladies wearing mineral makeup at the party, held at Avalon. The Rage also spotted new Mom Salma Hayek, who is not yet back to being a size 2 -- hallelujah!

Final verdict: If Grenier smokes, he’s likely to ignite like a tumbleweed. The Rage suggests that he either shave or carry a fire extinguisher in his back pocket.

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